Raven

Raven

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Drying your hands when there aren’t any paper towels

officialdirectioner1991:

zikau:

I LAUGHED SO MUCH HARDER THAN NECESSARY. IT WAS MORE LIKE A WHEEZE.

Thank You for giving me bronchitis from all my coughing.

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dasrightimdope:

justdaps:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****
If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.
Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city!

so….what if my pin were something like 1991?

you’re fucked.

jazzyjanine:

rushawnoah:

xmizuokami:

lizaxchan:

favabean05:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

im crying

lol nice try, vegan

I FUCKING KNEW IT

its back

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fukkkres:

dis bitch look like a above ground radish

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